
I left my amp
Once upon a time, many many years ago, in a place not too far way... Randy used to play guitar.
His guitar was black and nice, great gift from his dad - he loved it, so he gets an amp. A huge one.
One time we go to a concert and we leave the amp in his secret office, a building that closed at midnight. We knew how to get into this place after it closed its door to us. The problem was the way in was a messy one. The man jumped down onto the messy path to find contents equivalent to a toilet not flushed for weeks. After walking in the "mud", aka a cess pool leak, in - the pit - he then finds the entrance. This entrance led to an office of people who were not liked (not really but..) in the place that cannot be mentioned. He then tip toes on top of their nice chair and around this 'locked' haven and leaves stains and foot prints of stinky "mud" all over their haven, cleaned off his shoes and left the haven. Leaving a mystery of the stinky "mud" secret until this day.
The amp was retrieved. Out came this guy, totally laughing barely able to hold his amp. Telling us the story of the stinky mud.